Yo, yo, yo motherlickers. Those of you with memories (one or the other of this blog's two readers) will remember an unfurling piece of fictional nonsense about the endoftheworldasweknowit (and it felt fine). I've rewritten and rejigged it and given it a name, and am now typing up some mock first hand accounts (ala Studs Terkel) from some of the survivors. Here's the first:
I was there. I saw it happen. I knew it would, eventually… everybody thought so.
I used to be a computer programmer, one of the safest jobs imaginable. I’d been working at a City Firm for several years. It was part of the Canary Wharf complex, one of those real paper shuffling, magic tricks with money companies.
I started there as a temp. I remember, a couple of weeks after I started my Wife and I were invited to a barbecue with friends (she was my fiancée back then). I was asked about my new job, where it was, what I was doing and so on.
But what did the company do? I realised then that I didn’t really know. It wasn’t apparent and I’d never stopped to ask. It turned out the company was a financial agency. It specialised in converting debt into financial packages and selling them on to investment firms. Companies, actual productive companies got to spread their risk while the investment firms were able to diversify their portfolios. It all worked so long as everybody paid up what they owed.
Except, of course we know now, it was a game of pass the parcel… or really it was musical chairs. My job was quite safe. Everyone in the office used quite high-tech packages, the latest computer equipment, but no one knew how they worked. I did and so I was always in demand. But the company eventually went broke.
It was just before the stock market crashed. No one, none of us, the regular drones had any idea what was going on until a few weeks before. It turned out the company itself was running on finance. Usually the Directors were hardly ever seen round the building. They started coming in more and more, making long and sometimes fraught sounding calls from their office. There was a parent company in New York, and a sister company in Frankfurt. By the end both were on the phone almost daily.
The Directors had been borrowing money from investors to cover running costs, including our wages. Debts mounted while the credit rating began to sink. The life support was turned off and the company simply died, like that. I still haven’t been paid my final month’s wages.
So I was one of the first to be laid off in the great wave of unemployment. I didn’t deserve it. I know that. But I can’t help feeling in some way I did. I didn’t dedicate myself to anything particularly useful. At least, I couldn’t say the people I worked for added anything to society.
There were a few nice people at work, pleasant folk, but I hated the general atmosphere there. The way senior staff would talk about people, about life in general was terrible. Sexist, racist, homophobic brutes, everybody who wasn’t them didn’t have an excuse, they were just useless scum.
Lots of people went along with it, laughed at their bosses’ jokes. I just kept my head down and tried not to stand out. I remembered, on my first day signing on, how the managers and directors used to talk about dole scroungers, filth to be washed away. I thought of myself as a liberal guy and used to cuss them, internally.
But, waiting to see my advisor, I sat and looked around and was surprised to see how young and normal looking a lot of the claimants were. They looked like interns, office juniors, smart young people who used to come to London for work, who passed through the office all the time. Even I used to look down on the unemployed.
I did work again after being laid off. I managed to find a few months temping here and there, as well as some cash-in-hand work, delivering papers. It was nothing like the good old days though. I had to make frequent trips to the jobcentre.
In the beginning it was fairly normal. As the illness set in life seemed to change. The government changed the rules so, you used to come in once a fortnight to get your book stamped, now you had to come in every week. There weren’t any new staff laid on or centres opened. Queues began to form.
Then it got round that dole offices were breeding grounds. Facemasks came in, then the random searches. I remember more than once people being whisked off the streets or getting yanked out of the dole queue. The police soon had regular checkpoints up and around town.
After about a month and a bit the agencies and gang masters started coming down to the dole offices, bold as brass, and started picking people out the queues and offering day work on great rates. I knew a few people who went with them, some actually got work, a lot simply got mugged or had their wages lifted.
Despite this there were a lot of desperate people. The gang masters arriving would always cause chaos and bad noise. The police did nothing. I remember getting very confused and upset by this. The first time I saw this I tried to remonstrate with a nearby officer, plead for him to intervene. He told me to go away then threatened to have me arrested.
The gang masters were usually well dressed. Sometimes if a guy or a group of guys happened to walk past and looked like a recruiter groups would head off after him, begging and, if he was on his own, threatening.
The other type of person you’d get was the rich kids, students, city folk and the like. There was a lot of anger and fear put about then. The papers were full of stories about the great unwashed, scroungers and mobs, Typhoid Mary’s draining the system. I heard about groups of kids in masks who’d come down to dole queues, GP offices and second hand stores anywhere where they’d likely find poor, sick people, and start throwing their weight around. I only saw it happen once. That was the time it kicked off.
A group of what looked like students (one of them I remember had a UCL rugby top on) came down to the queue. It was a Wednesday. I was due to sign. They didn’t have facemasks on, the kids, which was illegal by that point. Officially you had to wear them outdoors, in public spaces at all times. Generally though you wore it round you neck until you saw a police officer and then it was up quick.
The kids went up and down the queue. They said were looking for two people to clean their house. One of them, the leader it seemed, had a wedge of cash that he waived about. He went up to a few people in the queue, usually Black or Asian, and started recruiting them by putting fivers in their pocket.
No one wanted to take up the offer, it seemed. There was a bit of pushing and some staring down between people, tension but no violence. There was a bit of cursing and swearing from the kids before they gave up and started to walk off.
Someone then broke from the line. I turned to see three lads, they looked to be Somali to me, running off after the students. The students weren’t interested though, pushed them away and kept on walking. A few more people followed after them. Pretty soon the students were surrounded with people begging, they couldn’t escape. I turned away for a moment but then heard what sounded like one of the students yell, “f-off you f-ing p-s”, something like that.
Then there was a scream. I looked up. One of the Somali lads had fallen to the floor, clutching his chest. The students were off, heading down the road at top speed. It was clear the poor boy had been stabbed. Pretty much the whole queue ran over to help. Some chased off after the students.
About twenty seconds later half a dozen police cars and one van pulled up, officers started pouring out and arresting the crowd.
That’s how it started.
Labels: Fiction, Future Legend