Wish You Were Here - Instead of Me: Judith Chalmers guide to Europe's top torture spots.
Strawatch: 24 coverage of Jack Straw's movements - a public service.
Strictly Come Dancing: extended shots of white goo wriggling rhytmically.
Strictly Drunk Dancing: or as it used to be known, "Hitman and Her".
Strictly Shelf Stacking - the apprencice: poor people compete for the priviledge of being a lifetime service sector drone.