Body of a wolf, legs of a horse, eyes of a priest, mind of a wasp, hair of a chimp, postman's shins, bowls of a crab and a buffalo anus.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
The Marines being interviewed upon their release by cheeky chappy Mahmoud Ahmedinejad
"Our momentary lapse of concentration allowed them to get the drop on us. I spent the next 3 years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here, but they just can't get the spices right"