The Marines being interviewed upon their release by cheeky chappy Mahmoud Ahmedinejad

"Our momentary lapse of concentration allowed them to get the drop on us. I spent the next 3 years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here, but they just can't get the spices right"