Three chords and the truth... well, not really the truth, more a sort of cartoon

We were smokin' a lotta... whiskey, and uh, chicken. And uh, got some food and... I got some food and came home and got a call, uh... No wait, I got some calls then, uh, came home, then I got some food. Came home, got some food and then got some calls, uh... Couldn't find the fridge for a while and... Wait, first we couldn't...we got the food and then... No wait, first we had the fridge.