Good news folks, thanks to an internet campaign to prevent non-entities from topping the charts, Tony Blair has finally caught and overtaken Andy Newman in the race to become Git of the Decade. With less than a week to go the race is really hotting up (from utterly stone cold). Be sure not to miss out. Vote now!
As was expected we've had some write-in gits. Hazel Blears was far and way the most popular (meaning unpopular). But some of the others were quite interesting.
Reverend L Ron Waterbuffalo, Canon of the Seventh Day Church of Christ the Heavenly Telephonist, wrote that, "I'm fed up of those adverts that appear in your email all the time, advertising cheap pills, breast impants and penis extensions. Most annoying is the one that goes 'Go Compare! Go Compare! When in doubt, check them out! Go Compare!' Can't we do something about them?"
We also got this in from Glenda Neumark, Walton-on-the-Naze, "wat abat those gits wat did Beagle 2? Talk abaht not being able to hit a cows arse wiv a banjo, these gits couldn't 'it the back of ah 145 square kilometre rock with an intergalactic saucepan".
Stumpy Oleg McNolegs from Aberdeen got in touch to say, "we're being invaded by Moonpig!" Thanks for that, Stumpy.
Bob Mondeoson, the current secretary of the Top Gear fan club, was equally cryptic. "I'm so glad I'm not ze abroad, otherwise I'd have to hate meinself... und I'm great".
Timothy Smartarse, Professor of Indeterminate Studies at University College London suggested Peter Jackson, director of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. "After all it is the Sgt Pepper of the film fanasy genre. Very good, but it inspired a lot of crap. Take Narnia, or The Golden Compass, or The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus".
So, by quite interesting we meant, ahem... slightly... interesting.
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