Look, you know, when I said Lets Have National Citizen Service For 16-Year-Olds I wasn't conveying the full import of our radical new proposal. OK, you may point out national service was abolished in 1960. It's hardly fair that all the baby boomers who profited from it's end escape their obligations. We in the Conservative Party believe in fairness, sunshine and lollipops. We will introduce national service for everyone who escaped it for the last fifty years.
That's right, after our emergency budget is passed every single adult in Britain under retirement age will now be expected to work for free for the next 18 months. Some may call it slavery. I call it the big society.
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