Old Bob woke with a start. For a moment as his eyes peered open he thought he was at home. Bright light.
“Ugh! Where am I?”
He was lying in a strange room and unfamiliar bed. But there was someone familiar looking at him.
“You?” said Bob with sharp disgust.
“I'll go then” said Thom. “Jenny's just off getting some coffee from the machine, she'll be back in a second”.
“It's all right” said Bob, clutching his head. “I'm a Pictan... sort of... Ugh! The point is we're very bad at waking up. I'm going to be mean to you for at least another ten minutes”.
“Ten minutes?”
“Yes, ten minutes! That's what I said. Now, where am I and what the bloody hell's this doing in my arm?” Bob yanked the drip free of his wrist.
“You're in hospital” said Thom, “Accident and Emergency”.
“I guessed that, what...” Bob moderated his tone. As he sat up he thought to himself: he does look a bit like me, even so. Then Bob asked “What am I doing here?”
“You collapsed”.
“I collapsed...? I was asleep”.
“You were dead to the world, Bob”.
“I know” said Bob, “we have a weak pulse. You clearly never did comparative anatomy on your... your...”
“Drama course” said Thom, finishing the sentence. “How was I to know?”
“I'd been awake for almost two days. People kept calling and calling, come to this, come to that, this is really important Bob... I fell asleep”.
“I thought you were... I thought you were out for the count. What could I do?”
Bob paused for thought. He started clambering out of bed and realised he was in a dressing gown and trousers; an odd combination he thought. “Where's...? What happened to...? Where's Gideon?”
“Dead” said Thom, “he jumped out of the window”.
Bob found his shirt stood up, looked for his shoes. Luckily for him they were slip-ons. “What...? No...” He thought better of it. “The videotape, it's not...?”
“They aired it” said Thom. “I think it got to the commissioner. She sent in the SPF, Special Police Force”.
“Huh?”
“They've occupied the Northern Hemisphere” said Thom.
Bob, fiddling with the tap in his arm:
“Only the Northern Hemisphere?”
“The Southern Hemisphere's been taken over by the Poor. They're on strike. They're taking over everything”.
Bob yawned, stretched and drew back the cubicle curtains. He smiled. Bob could see Jenny at the end of the hall:
“My love, are you OK?”
She looked beautiful in a frilly white dotted shirt, dark trousers, smart shoes and a woolly peaked cap. They came together, kissed in the corridor. Strange looks from some of the staff and patients. Thom felt a bit embarrassed.
“Did you explain to them?”
“Darling...”
“What time is it...?”
“Oh, hi Jenny, nice to see you”.
“Sorry”, Bob kissed Jenny again. Pause. “So, what time is it?”
“It's eight in the evening” said Jenny.
“Man alive!” Bob exclaimed. He linked arms with Jenny, they started walking toward the end of the ward.
“You've been out for twenty four hours nearly” said Jenny. “Oh, we had a hell of a time getting in here. This place is locked down; Special Police Force. You can't get in or out without these documents”. Jenny took a strange looking piece of paper from her trouser pocket.
“What's been going on?”
“That is a story, and a half” said Thom, who'd been shuffling rather close behind the pair. They stopped. Bob frowned for a second:
“My hat and badge, please”.
Slightly sheepish, Thom handed them over.
“I hope you made good use of them. You were playing bad cop, weren't you?”
…
I was reeling. I didn't know what had come over me. Bob had asked me to play this role. I had to be detached, a different perspective, a second mind. Yet the more I got into it, the longer it lasted, the role took me over. By the time we got to the Roundhouse I wasn't who I am, that wasn't me.
The ambulance came quickly. I explained who I was and what I knew in the best way I could, although I kept a little shy about the broken window; they didn't really ask. Immediately I stopped I must have fell into some kind of shock. I sat there, I might have shed a little tear watching the crew go about their business. I took a while but I, I knew had to do something, I had to snap out of it. If the ambulance crew weren't going to move Gideon's body away the theatre staff would. He was lying, broken in an alleyway, in clear sight of the main road.
The bodies from the fire were away on Enfield. The coroners team weren't about to come down to Camden. I phoned Aaron Fillmore's office. He wasn't in either; it was late I suppose. I left a message on his mobile, and then got down to business.
When they packed Bob off to the hospital they emptied his pockets and gave the contents to me. I had digital camera (I also took his hat and badge, I thought they'd come in handy). It was only a little thing. I used it to take some photos of the window, the room, the chair and so on. Then worked up a bit of oomph, I left the scene and went to look at Gideon. If I'd have thought about it I should have wondered why two students, two guys I knew had died suddenly. What was going on?
What was going on? The hallways and back rooms were a dusky warren. There was quite a racket going on. People rushing up and down, yelling things. I wanted to move through as quickly as possible, try not to be noticed. I forgot I had the hat on.
“Officer, officer”. Out of nowhere this woman grabbed me by the arm. “Something terrible has happened”.
I said, “I know, I'm on it”.
“They've all collapsed” she continued. I think she was a backstage runner.
“All collapsed?”
“Everyone in the orchestra. Do you think it's something to do with that news report?”
“What report?”
“The Nativists”, said the Woman, “they said they want to purge Camden”.
“Maybe” I said, “look, I've got to tend to something. Could you...?”
The Woman let go.
“Thank goodness you're here”.
“You're welcome” I said, making my way.
“Bob would be proud”.
That's when I remembered... Jenny. I tried ringing but, again, got no answer. I couldn't account for it felt really guilty.
Eventually I got outside. I found some curtain material and a hand torch on me. I had a mind to cover the alley way, take some more pictures. I got there, Gideon was gone. Impossible... but then things like that kept happening. It had been going through my mind for some time, the fire, Johnny, the missing man, the video, there had to be a connection. We seemed to be up against someone or something out of the ordinary. Whoever it was they were always one step ahead of us. I knew then I had to take a step back, think about what was happening. It was the occult connection.
…
I went down to the library area. I thought about getting on the transit but the traffic seemed even worse. It was crawling all the way through Central Camden. I walked the distance, several miles, but it felt good to get some air, clear out my head. It was a clear night, I could see more in the sky than I ever thought I could, a few stars, some planets I recognised. Then there were the helicopters, criss-crossing everywhere. Odd, I thought. I had been losing it. Walking, I felt, got me back into the role again.
I never, as I student I never paid much mind to research. I suppose you don't have to when you're a drama student (although there are modules on the Theory of Stage Craft, History of Film and so on). The library was a fairly strange environment to me. I knew that I had to get on top of what was happening. I was certain about the occult connection, at that point I didn't know, I don't think anyone had heard from the terrorists again. I remembered Johnny trying to show me some books he'd got out on the subject and wished I'd payed attention (in more ways than one I suppose).
When I got to the library (Euston Station entrance), I saw it was very brightly lit, loads of activity apparent. There were guards all over the place, big guys patrolling, menacing looking, dark uniforms. There were two on each door. I went up to one and asked what was happening.
“Step away, Sir, this is the scene of a crime”. The two guards were standing stock still. Until the first one spoke he did not move at all, no flicker of life, not even behind his eyes. They both looked the same.
“What?”
“And our base of operations” added the second guard.
I had a bit of a chuckle. “The scene of a crime, and base of operations”.
The First Guard seemed a bit offended.
“Something funny?” He stepped forward, placing his open hand up to my face. “Step back, Sir”.
I whipped out my badge. “Detective Officer Bob Fleming”. The guard took a step back. He squinted at it:
“That's not your picture”.
I said, “I'm a Young Royal” (1).
“What's one of those...?” Now he was squinting at me.
I explained, “arrivals on the planet find they quickly evolve to the finest current physical and mental point of development of their species, athletic and refined. Their outward form converges on one of a number of types, known as tribes, according to their cultural and psychological outlook. Young Royals are emotionally intelligent, with special mutable faces tuned to the viewer's aesthetic ideal”.
“You calling me queer?” said the First Guard.
“I'm sorry?”
“Emotional intelligence? That sounds queer to me” said the Second Guard.
I tried to curtail their line of thinking. I had something to do. I stood as tall as I could, squared up to the first.
“I am a fully fledged Galactic Officer” I said in the most robust voice I could manage, “duty bound by the Planet Camden to keep the peace and uphold the law. You cannot deny me access to this building. Who is your superior...? For that matter who are you?”
“We are SPF”.
“SPF?”
“Special Police Force, we are here to physically pacify the disturbed peace...”
“Hang on” I said, “what disturbed peace? How is Camden socially disturbed, apart from the traffic jams?”
“There is a strike in progress” said the First Guard. “The staff of the library are going against the will of management and refusing to fulfil their contract of indenture”.
“And that's a crime?”
The Second Guard chipped in. “We are here to liquidate the action, capture the criminals and deal with them appropriately”.
It was shock after shock that night. Again, I thought, I had to reel things in. “And who is your superior? Who do you answer to?”
“The Galactic Commissioner” they both said in unison.
“Well” I said, adding a deliberate smile. “I am on good terms with the Commissioner and, as it happens, am currently completing a case she delegated herself, an important criminal case, the first in the Underworld”. They both looked nonplussed. “On Camden it is a crime to obstruct an officer in pursuit of a criminal case” I added. I didn't know if that was the case but I thought that would impress them. It did, and they let me in.
As I was through the door one of them asked me:
“Where are you headed?”
I said, “now, that is classified. I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you”.
…
The library was huge and very dark, much darker than I thought it would be. It was clearly closed. There were more SPF inside, marching up and down, talking (yelling mostly) and pawing through the books. They all looked the same, clearly hostile. I tried to be as inconspicuous as possible, tiptoe, gently, remain in the shadows, looking for the relevant section.
Passing through the medical section I saw two officers, they seemed to be amusing themselves grabbing books and putting them through an industrial shredder.
“Psychiatric Disorders of Dental Practice... in you go”.
“Backache, Birth and Figure Relief by... blah, blah, blah”.
“Anaerobic Sludge Digestion... what the fuck is that?”
There seemed to be chaos in the library, books flung on the floor, shelves knocked over, video and audio disks everywhere. It wasn't clear why. I eventually found the section I wanted: “Occult and Alternative Psychology”, in a far corner of the building, nice and out of the way. I found a quiet corner and read up on things like The Golden Dawn, Tattva Cards, the Thule Society, Gnosticism in Three Easy Steps, taking some notes along the way. I tried to stay awake as long as a could. Despite being in the middle of this nest I eventually fell asleep.
I woke up near dawn, face down in a copy of The Precepts of Church of Hendrix. I thought'd I'd been found (I'm amazed that I wasn't). There was a text message on my phone from Jenny:
“Bob phone not working. Is he with you? Have found something you want to see”.
(1) Thom is another Radiohead.